The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside…

“Whoever's drunkest gets on the drums.”

— Al Jourgensen

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

— Nick Swardson

“You the drunkest white man I
ever seen!” one says, which you take as high praise,”

— Hosho McCreesh

Escape plan number seventeen," I told her. "Run away and open a juice stand in Fresno." "Why Fresno?" "Sounds like the kind of place…

— Richelle Mead

A natural disaster in one American city is a natural disaster in every American city, including Fresno and, for that matter, every city and…

— Alan Autry

“That's for me, isn't it? I'm going to Hell." "Don't feel so bad. It beats Fresno.”

— Richard Kadrey

Fresno is an All America city and deserves real, honest, strong leadership and I pledge to the people of Fresno to be that kind…

— Alan Autry

I used to live on Riverside Park in New York, on the Upper West Side.

— Kevin Bacon

I'm the Duke of Riverside. I build things here and pretty much keep the peace, and discourage certain behaviors. If you think all that…

— Ellen Kushner

Fishing books , lit by emotion recollected in tranquility, are like poetry. .. . We do not think of them as books but as…

— Arthur Ransome

I was born in Riverside and spent my whole growing-up years in Florence, a little township on the Delaware River. I tell people that…

— Adam Hughes

The correct answer is the University Titans, the West Valley Eagles, the Central Valley Bears, the East Valley Knights, the Riverside Rams. The fact…

— Matt Shea

“There's something very enticing about an empty bench under a tree. And if it's facing a river, that's the bench for me.”

— Joyce Rachelle

The Frankfurt Museum of Decorative Arts is a handsome building, which takes its cues from the riverside Biedermeier villa next to it, and it…

— Martin Filler

My brother had a big band in high school; after that we continued to play together, eventually forming a group called the Jazz Brothers,…

— Chuck Mangione