I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There is always more demand for great content then there will be great content to satisfy it. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want — Tucker Max Hate Copy Share Image
“One of us needs to get laid." "Just one of us?" "What are the odds of both of us getting laid?” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating. — Tucker Max Drunk Copy Share Image
Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with. — Tucker Max High school Copy Share Image
Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities. — Tucker Max Adversity Copy Share Image
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. — Tucker Max Animal Copy Share Image
“His first question shows how well he knows me: TheRoommate: "Did you take any money out of her purse?” — Tucker Max Money Copy Share Image
Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect. — Tucker Max Bad decision Copy Share Image
The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“She is trying to convince me that she never does this and is not that type of girl. It was difficult for… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Usually, whatever people's particular political leaning is, they either think I'm just like them or the opposite. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of… — Tucker Max Acting Copy Share Image
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Earl "The Goat" Manigault was probably the greatest basketball player of all time, but Michael Jordan is universally regarded as the best… — Tucker Max Abilities Copy Share Image
To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I… — Tucker Max Care Copy Share Image
Think about it: If you don't have any actual, tangible skills, then how can you do anything? You may be laughing and… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind… — Tucker Max Basketball Copy Share Image
Publishing companies are like schoolyard bullies that can't even fight well. — Tucker Max Bullies Copy Share Image
My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. — Tucker Max Authentic Copy Share Image
Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. — Tucker Max Feminism Copy Share Image
Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none. — Tucker Max Books Copy Share Image
Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become. — Tucker Max Failure Copy Share Image
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League. — Tucker Max Action Copy Share Image
We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party. — Tucker Max Book Copy Share Image
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". — Tucker Max Florida Copy Share Image
When your buddy tells you a movie is good, that's worth 2,000 commercials. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences. — Tucker Max Consequence Copy Share Image
Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you. — Tucker Max Failure Copy Share Image
You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying. — Tucker Max People Copy Share Image
“I feel like taking her money AND her soul is not cool. One or the other.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
