Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb. — Tucker Max Answering questions Copy Share Image
I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester. — Tucker Max Atlanta Copy Share Image
Books are so cheap and easy to get that people don't bother stealing them, which is the essential rule of piracy that… — Tucker Max Book Copy Share Image
What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you. — Tucker Max Computers Copy Share Image
Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand… — Tucker Max Demand Copy Share Image
If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you… — Tucker Max Bad people Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought… — Tucker Max Clubs Copy Share Image
I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off. — Tucker Max Attention Copy Share Image
I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly… — Tucker Max Business change Copy Share Image
The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking.… — Tucker Max Couple Copy Share Image
Having a soft major is nowhere near the career death sentence that so many make it out to be. The world is… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are,… — Tucker Max Care Copy Share Image
Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with,… — Tucker Max Abortion Copy Share Image
If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you like to argue just for the sake of being contentious, you shouldn't pick a job based on this unresolved emotional… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you. — Tucker Max Brutal Copy Share Image
... the devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for ... — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad,… — Tucker Max Fame Copy Share Image
At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to… — Tucker Max Facts Copy Share Image
If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you're going to get sick of it. — Tucker Max Day Copy Share Image
The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit. — Tucker Max Bullshit Copy Share Image
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds… — Tucker Max Emotional Copy Share Image
The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows… — Tucker Max Art Copy Share Image
I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The point of psychoanalysis is to really understand the roots of your behavior. Understand why you are doing the things you're doing… — Tucker Max Behavior Copy Share Image
Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside… — Tucker Max Cat Copy Share Image
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