The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows… — Tucker Max Art Copy Share Image
The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit. — Tucker Max Bullshit Copy Share Image
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood) — Tucker Max Communication Copy Share Image
My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I'm a decent-looking guy, but I've never walked into a room and got a girl because of how I looked. Look, I'm… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are,… — Tucker Max Care Copy Share Image
It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can… — Tucker Max Computer Copy Share Image
“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work. — Tucker Max Book Copy Share Image
The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I… — Tucker Max Amazing life Copy Share Image
If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail. — Tucker Max Comedy Copy Share Image
“5:15 I have never put makeup on. It's hard. "You assholes are crowding my mirror space. Gimme some room, I keep smearing… — Tucker Max Makeup Copy Share Image
I'm a human. Every human is flawed. I might be flawed in different ways than some people, or worse ways than some… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
You know, even big-time academics kind of have groupies. Anyone with any sort of fame. So, like, in your micro-world, or in… — Tucker Max Academics Copy Share Image
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a… — Tucker Max Alcohol Copy Share Image
Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“5:16 I shotgun two beers, piss out the bedroom window, catcall passing girls, burp violently, put cage fighting on tv, play with… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Look, I know everything is shitty right now, but if you don't stop acting like such a bitch, someones gonna fuck that… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong. — Tucker Max Academia Copy Share Image
