You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while. — Tucker Max Play Copy Share Image
9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.” — Tucker Max Drunk Copy Share Image
There aren't a whole lot of people in culture that are unapologetically masculine. — Tucker Max Culture Copy Share Image
No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse. — Tucker Max Discourse Copy Share Image
Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours? — Tucker Max Dolphins Copy Share Image
To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid… — Tucker Max Being honest Copy Share Image
There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.' — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well. — Tucker Max Fool Copy Share Image
I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. — Tucker Max Alcohol Copy Share Image
When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Earl "The Goat" Manigault was probably the greatest basketball player of all time, but Michael Jordan is universally regarded as the best… — Tucker Max Abilities Copy Share Image
I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV; you can make it a… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of… — Tucker Max Acting Copy Share Image
“FUCK. This is not good. I'm allergic to whiskey. I think maybe I should explain this to her, and request a different… — Tucker Max Emotionally unstable Copy Share Image
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“I bought a liter of Everclear, a quart of Gatorade, and a can of Red Bull, and poured all of it into… — Tucker Max Death Copy Share Image
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of… — Tucker Max Adults Copy Share Image
“So I assume that those of you who are married and thus purchased a diamond for your wife are aware of how… — Tucker Max Marriage Copy Share Image
I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship. — Tucker Max Education Copy Share Image
Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep. — Tucker Max Auditions Copy Share Image
That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. — Tucker Max Alcohol Copy Share Image
I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Social media for the majority of companies is not about helping customers or improving products. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there. — Tucker Max Book Copy Share Image
“I wish I could bottle the seductive look she gave me so I could sniff it when I jack off.” — Tucker Max Seductive Copy Share Image
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. — Tucker Max Animal Copy Share Image
Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities. — Tucker Max Adversity Copy Share Image
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