“During the last job, three people tried to dive under my ambulance. If I was allowed (by government grant or some such)… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“…Finally, although Tennent’s Super Strong lager, White Lightning, and for the rare rich alcoholic Stella Artois are perfectly acceptable drinks, could you… — Tom Reynolds Alcohol Copy Share Image
“No real reason for the lack of sleep, it’s a disadvantage of rotating shifts that every so often your body clock just… — Tom Reynolds Lack of sleep Copy Share Image
“I’m always impressed by people who can speak another language, two people talking what sounds like utter gibberish, yet making complete sense… — Tom Reynolds Foreign language Copy Share Image
“Would you mind awfully not swearing at me, taking a swing at me or exposing yourself to me? I have quite enough… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Prayers For Rain' begins like practically every Cure song, with an introduction that's longer than most Bo Diddley singles. Never mind the… — Tom Reynolds Funny Copy Share Image
“My personal view (and not the view of the LAS by any means) would be to prohibit alcohol, but legalise cannabis. Not… — Tom Reynolds Wine Copy Share Image
“One of the police found a garden chair that I could stand on and they eyed me suspiciously as I tried to… — Tom Reynolds Humour Copy Share Image
“But underneath all their feminist empathy and altruistic gestures were a bunch of pompous egoistic jerks who honestly thought the Moon was… — Tom Reynolds Air supply Copy Share Image
