“He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Character Copy Share Image
“We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Curriculum-vitae Copy Share Image
“When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Child Copy Share Image
“Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Happiness Copy Share Image
“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“Having the money to buy something, or pay someone, often robs us of an opportunity to be creative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Business Copy Share Image
“*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A philosopher philosophizes what people need to hear. A motivational speaker speaks what people want to hear.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Motivation Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Meeting, for the first time in person, someone that you’ve ‘known’ for sometime online = Taking the relationship to the ‘previous’ level.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Complaints Copy Share Image
“Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“He who acquired all his wealth by *being at the right place at the right time* is hypocritical by being angry for… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Hypocrisy Copy Share Image
“Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Celebrities Copy Share Image
“88% of men impress to undress. 88% of women undress to impress.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Courtship Copy Share Image
“Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It is a vice to be proud or unashamed of your vice.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Character Copy Share Image
“Those that can, philosophize. Those who can’t, do.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Philosophy Copy Share Image
“To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Blessing Copy Share Image
“A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Design Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Assertions Copy Share Image
“Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
