'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of… — Mark Twain Heart Copy Share Image
Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.… — Mark Twain Communication Copy Share Image
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other… — Mark Twain Civilization Copy Share Image
Its not true that men forget they're married when they see a pretty woman. Just the opposite, thats when they're most painfully… — Mark Twain Marriage Copy Share Image
“The timid man yearns for full value and asks for a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
How unfortunate and how narrowing a thing it is for a man to have wealth who makes a god of it instead… — Mark Twain Men Copy Share Image
The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it. — Mark Twain Character Copy Share Image
“In both instances [a car coming out of the Himalayas and tobogganning] the sensation was pleasurable--intensely so; it was a sudden and… — Mark Twain Joy Copy Share Image
These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one… — Mark Twain Adultery Copy Share Image
Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven & hell… — Mark Twain Charm Copy Share Image
I felt so lonesome I most wished I was dead. The stars were shining, and the leaves rustled in the woods ever… — Mark Twain Cry Copy Share Image
No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk… — Mark Twain Drinking Copy Share Image
“Satan had been making admiring remarks about certain of the Creator's sparkling industries -- remarks which, being read between the lines, were… — Mark Twain God Copy Share Image
“We were perfectly willing to go in there and rest, but it could not be done. It was only another delusion—a painting… — Mark Twain Art Copy Share Image
Those people… early stricken of God, intellectually - the departmental interpreters of the laws in Washington... can always be depended on to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them. — Mark Twain Criminals Copy Share Image
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs. — Mark Twain Desire Copy Share Image
It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did… — Mark Twain Gambling Copy Share Image
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. — Mark Twain Cat Copy Share Image
Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book… — Mark Twain Books Copy Share Image
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Then she told me all about the bad place, and I said I wished I was there.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Ours is the "land of the free"-nobody denies that-nobody challenges it. (Maybe it is because we won't let other people testify.) — Mark Twain Challenges Copy Share Image
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There are two types of speakers: those that are nervous and those that are liars. — Mark Twain Liars Copy Share Image
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. — Mark Twain Country Copy Share Image
I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is… — Mark Twain Age Copy Share Image
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey — Mark Twain Heavenly father Copy Share Image
December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February. — Mark Twain April Copy Share Image
There are no grades of vanity; there are only grades of ability in concealing it. — Mark Twain Ability Copy Share Image
The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to… — Mark Twain Cursing Copy Share Image
Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest. — Mark Twain Funny Copy Share Image
An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect. — Mark Twain Enemy Copy Share Image
It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least. — Mark Twain Comedy Copy Share Image
When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know. — Mark Twain Atheism Copy Share Image
“True love is the only heart disease that is best left to "run on"--the only affection of the heart for which there… — Mark Twain Heart disease Copy Share Image
![“In both instances [a car coming out of the Himalayas and tobogganning] the sensation was pleasurable--intensely so; it was a sudden and immense exaltation, a mixed ecstasy of deadly fright and unimaginable joy. I believe that this combination makes the perfection of human delight.” quote by Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/40c/mark-twain-22_joy_in-both-instances-a-car-coming-out-of-th_1478993.png)
