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“How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus were… — Lemony Snicket Bad guy Copy Share Image
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“I was tired of working in the lumber industry,” Phil said. “I was sure I could find a better job, and look… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
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“The song is called “The Itsy Bitsy Spider,” and it is one of the saddest songs ever composed. It tells the story… — Lemony Snicket Song Copy Share Image
“Well, Nero," Genghis said, "I just wanted to give you this rose-a small gift of congratulations for the wonderful concert you gave… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“You know about all the villainous people who are lurking in the hotel?” Klaus said, equally incredulously. “Yes,” Justice Strauss said. “We… — Lemony Snicket Hotel Copy Share Image
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