“Perhaps one night, when you were very small, someone tucked you into bed and read you a story called "The Little Engine… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you were going to give a gold medal tot he least delightful person on Earth, you would have to give that… — Lemony Snicket Gold medal Copy Share Image
“There are men and women who are experts in the field of handwriting analysis. They are called graphologists, and they attend graphological… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans,… — Lemony Snicket Dinner party Copy Share Image
“It is a curious thing, but as one travels the world getting older and older, it appears that happiness is easier to… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“For instance, if you are a bank robber - although I hope you aren't - you might go to the bank a… — Lemony Snicket Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“I confess that if I were in Violet's place, with only a few minutes to open a locked suitcase, instead of on… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The song is called “The Itsy Bitsy Spider,” and it is one of the saddest songs ever composed. It tells the story… — Lemony Snicket Song Copy Share Image
“It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Of course, it is quite possible to be in the dark in the dark, but there are so many secrets in the… — Lemony Snicket Dark Copy Share Image
“There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people,… — Lemony Snicket Book Copy Share Image
“I am sure you have heard that appearance doesn't matter and that it's what's on the inside that counts. Well that of… — Lemony Snicket Beauty Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“The moths were fluttering all over the sign at the desk that read DASHIELL QWERTY, SUB-LIBRARIAN. He was younger than I think… — Lemony Snicket Librarian Copy Share Image
“You write poetry?" Klaus asked. He had read a lot about poets but had never met one. "Just a little bit," Isadora… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“There are many reasons, of course, why someone might snap their fingers and grin. If you heard some pleasing music, for instance,… — Lemony Snicket Music Copy Share Image
“Being only twelve, Klaus of course had not read all the books in the Baudelaire library, but he had read a great… — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
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“The Baudelaires were sad to see a framed photograph of a kind-looking man with a handful of crackers in one hand and… — Lemony Snicket Photography Copy Share Image
“Good people?” Hangfire repeated. “Are you sure about that, Snicket? Would good people chop down a tree that was hundreds of years… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
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“These three man," Mimi said, "are suspects in a recent theft. Last night, Polly Partial received a shipment of twenty blueberry pies.… — Lemony Snicket Funny Copy Share Image
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