“The children had been using these spatulas as oars, but rowing a boat is very hard work, particularly if one’s traveling companions… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“Morning is one of the best times for thinking. When one has just woken up, but hasn't yet gotten out of bed,… — Lemony Snicket Best time Copy Share Image
“Tadu,' Sunny murmured solemnly, which probably meant something along the lines of 'it's a loathsome situation in which we find ourselves.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It's bitten her!' he cried. 'It's Bitten her! It's bitten her! Calm down! Get moving! Call an ambulance! Call the police! Call… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I had been in another world before I was born, and did not remember it, or perhaps I would see another… — Lemony Snicket Another world Copy Share Image
“If you are baking a pie for your friends, and you read an article entitled 'How to Build a Chair' instead of… — Lemony Snicket Food Copy Share Image
“One of the greatest myths in the world - and the phrase 'greatest myths is just a fancy way of saying 'big… — Lemony Snicket Myth Copy Share Image
“I’d never forget Sunny! Never in a million years! Not that I will live that long! Particularly because I don’t exercise very… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“For although Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were about to experience events that would be both exciting and memorable, they would not… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire children wolfed down the peach, and under normal circumstances, it would not have been polite to eat something so quickly… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else your co-star, perhaps, or… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a… — Lemony Snicket Love Copy Share Image
“The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you… — Lemony Snicket Fire department Copy Share Image
“The water cycle consists of three phenomena – evaporation, precipitation, and collection- which are the three phenomena that make up what is… — Lemony Snicket Cloudy skies Copy Share Image
“story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“When somebody is a little bit wrong—say, when a waiter puts nonfat milk in your espresso macchiato, instead of lowfat milk—it is… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Normally I don't approve of children staying up late,' he said finally, 'unless they are reading a very good book, seeing a… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there… — Lemony Snicket Dark Copy Share Image
“I'll tell you why I'm Shirley," Count Olaf said. "I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels; and if you haven’t, you… — Lemony Snicket Death Copy Share Image
“Goo goo," Sunny said, which meant something along the lines of "I'm going to pretend I'm a helpless baby, instead of answering… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They spent the rest of the afternoon trudging back up the hill carrying their groceries, but the heaviness of cucumbers and limes… — Lemony Snicket Orphans Copy Share Image
“Mr. Poe couldn't think of anything else to say that might have comforted the Baudelaire orphans, but I wish now that I… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“Other than a sign I saw once that said, 'Beware' in letters made of dead monkeys, the 'Lucky Smells Lumbermill' sign was… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But you can't invent things like time,' Violet said. 'You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Some people say that a sunrise is a miracle, because it is somewhat mysterious and often very beautiful, but other people say… — Lemony Snicket Early morning Copy Share Image
“I thought maybe if I stared hard enough, I could see the lights of the city I had left so very far… — Lemony Snicket Staring out the window Copy Share Image
“And I would hop like nobody has ever hopped before, if I could somehow go back to that terrible Thursday, and stop… — Lemony Snicket Afternoon tea Copy Share Image
“Time after time he[Count Olaf] had come very close to succeeding, and time after time the Baudelaire orphans had revealed his plan,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“She hadn't told Klaus about her plan, because she didn't want to give him false hope, so without waking him, she gathered… — Lemony Snicket False hope Copy Share Image
“Sunny did not reply, but her siblings were not alarmed because they imagined it was difficult to say much when you had… — Lemony Snicket Siblings Copy Share Image
“Yes,' she said, in a faraway voice, 'he was my husband, but he was much more than that. He was my best… — Lemony Snicket Best friend Copy Share Image
“Theodora glared at me, but Mrs. Murphy Sallis gave me a brief smile and offered me her hand, which was as smooth… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There have been only five burglars in the history of robbery who have specialized in rope. All five of these burglars were… — Lemony Snicket History Copy Share Image
“The manager frowned, as if the middle Baudelaire had given him the wrong answer. That's the rooftop bathing salon," he said. "People… — Lemony Snicket Management Copy Share Image
“Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“In front of the cave there was a sign saying it was for sale, and the orphans could not imagine who would… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“And for a minute the four castaways did nothing but weep, letting their tears run down their faces and into the sea,… — Lemony Snicket History Copy Share Image
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