“Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.” — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“In the case of this sonata, Nero had apparently been inspired by somebody beating up a cat,” — Lemony Snicket Sonata Copy Share Image
“the world, no matter how monstrously it may be threatened, has never been known to succumb entirely.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Wishing is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake” — Lemony Snicket Birthday cake Copy Share Image
“ Aha! " My chaperone looked at me like I should aha! back, but all I could manage was a quiet "ah."… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It was amazing, she thought, how everything having to do with Count Olaf was frightening.” — Lemony Snicket Amazing Copy Share Image
“There's nothing wrong with athletics, but they shouldn't get in the way of your schoolwork.” — Lemony Snicket Athletics Copy Share Image
“Of course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books.” — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“If Uncle Monty had known known what bad luck was soon to come, he wouldn't have wasted a moment thinking about Gustav.… — Lemony Snicket Bad luck Copy Share Image
“It pain me to tell you that once again Count Olaf would appear with yet another disgusting scheme, and that Mr. Poe… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“The children nodded in agreement, and rose from the table. Leaving their dirty breakfast dishes behind, which is not a good thing… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“For sapphires we are held in here. Only you can end our fear.” Violet said. “Until dawn comes we cannot speak. No… — Lemony Snicket Fear Copy Share Image
“everything being fine is only one of many, many reasons why someone may not contact you. Perhaps they are tied up. Maybe… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you were going to give a gold medal to Count Olaf, you would have to lock it up someplace before the… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“They wondered how many other eyes were in Count Olaf's house, and whether, for the rest of their lives, they would always… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“To hear the phrase “our only hope” always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there… — Lemony Snicket Anxious Copy Share Image
“These three man," Mimi said, "are suspects in a recent theft. Last night, Polly Partial received a shipment of twenty blueberry pies.… — Lemony Snicket Funny Copy Share Image
“No matter how many slow and complicated mysteries I encounters in my life, I still hope that one day a slow and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaires were sad to see a framed photograph of a kind-looking man with a handful of crackers in one hand and… — Lemony Snicket Photography Copy Share Image
“Good people?” Hangfire repeated. “Are you sure about that, Snicket? Would good people chop down a tree that was hundreds of years… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I… — Lemony Snicket Love Copy Share Image
“There are many reasons, of course, why someone might snap their fingers and grin. If you heard some pleasing music, for instance,… — Lemony Snicket Music Copy Share Image
“Being only twelve, Klaus of course had not read all the books in the Baudelaire library, but he had read a great… — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“If you have read this far in the chronicle of the Baudelaire orphans - and I certainly hope you have not -… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“The passageway was still as dark as a bar of extra-dark chocolate sitting in a planetarium covered in a thick, black blanket” — Lemony Snicket Dark Copy Share Image
“Oh, no,” he said. “We don’t read the newspaper. It’s too depressing. Our motto is ‘No news is good news.” — Lemony Snicket Good news Copy Share Image
“When you have only know someone for a few hours it is difficult to now what they would like to hear.” — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“You're the inventor," Klaus answered, buttoning his coat. "But you can't invent things like time,” — Lemony Snicket Inventor Copy Share Image
“A legszörnyűbb, legkilátástalanabb is jól el lehet viselni, ha a szeretet és az egymás iránti kedvesség uralkodik az emberek között.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, even in the most unfortunate of lives, there will occur a moment or two of good fortune.” — Lemony Snicket Fortune Copy Share Image
“That, Beatrice, is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They could only stare at Esme's shoes and wonder why she as wearing footwear that was so violent and impractical.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I can see the headline now: 'murderer attempts to murder murderer.” — Lemony Snicket Murderer Copy Share Image
“The dumplings had the flavor of paradise, and the broth spread through my veins like a secret that's fun to keep.” — Lemony Snicket Dumplings Copy Share Image
“Gregor was involved with something called Volatile Fungus Deportation.” — Lemony Snicket Deportation Copy Share Image
“Don't be a smart aleck," Hungry said. "But it cheers me up," I said.” — Lemony Snicket Happiness Copy Share Image
“an Egyptologist will use the word “set” to refer to the ancient god of evil, although he does not come up very… — Lemony Snicket Ancient Copy Share Image
“I submit these assorted pieces of evidence I’m unwilling to categorize!” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful.” — Lemony Snicket Food Copy Share Image
“There are many mysteries I have never solved, and the hair of my chaperone is perhaps my most curious unsolved case.” — Lemony Snicket Mysteries Copy Share Image
