“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling.” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. — Walter Lord Copy Share Image
May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
“It seems unfair to give credit where credit is due simply because one lacks a certain number of candles on one's birthday… — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
I hate when girls wear to much makeup, it looks like they smashed their face into a five year old girl's birthday… — Joseph Tanis Ceballos Copy Share Image
Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate… — Brenda Shaughnessy Copy Share Image
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted… — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
“The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be.” — Rysa Walker Copy Share Image
“Wishing is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“You look…” he shook his head looking her up and down, “You look delicious. If I don’t get you out of here,… — J.B. McGee Copy Share Image
“Everyone takes the picture of the kid with the birthday cake on his face," he said once. "Wait for the unexpected. That's… — corrine jackson Copy Share Image
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Some children like to make castles out of their rice pudding, or faces with raisins for eyes. It is forbidden -- so… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“You are everything that’s ever been my favorite thing,” she wanted to tell him. “You are my love song, my birthday cake,… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“A tofu birthday cake dosn't wreak a marriage; but if you cut the tofu into lewd shapes, you are probably asking for… — Michael Lee West Copy Share Image
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Josiah became King of Judah at the age of eight. Joan of Arc led the French Army at nineteen. King Tut led… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
I landed in Indianapolis on my 17th birthday. There to greet me was my new American family, the Bakers. I had barely… — Morten Andersen Copy Share Image
“When my phone rang at the bakery, this usually meant someone wanted to order a birthday cake. When Brock’s rang at the… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“She couldn’t take her eyes from the dancing flame. No, this was so wrong. Candles should be used for meditation…for romance. Or… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“ To Harry James Potter ,’” he read, and Harry’s insides contracted with a sudden excitement, “‘ I leave the Snitch he… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“At five minutes to five,Jim walked into Mary's office, wearing his gray sweater and balancing four pieces of birthday cake on two… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had had a family. It was in Godric’s… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My birthday cake was her latest project because it was not from a mix but instead built from scratch- the flour, the… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
Come and put your name on it Put your name on it Come and put your name on it Your name Bet… — Rihanna Copy Share Image
One of the best moments is right here (during History Tour in Copenhagen, on his birthday in 1997). Right here. It’s right… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. — George Harrison Copy Share Image
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.” — Else Holmelund Minarik Copy Share Image
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
