“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. — Loung Ung Copy Share Image
The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Sugared cheese?" I was skeptical. - "I ate the vegan birthday cake," Dorin noted. "Trust me, this will be a treat by… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate… — Homaro Cantu Copy Share Image
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was… — Amanda Marshall Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To have candles on her birthday cake. Can't have her making a wish for a better nigga… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“Looking for a supernova, therefore, was a little like standing on the observation platform of the Empire State Building with a telescope… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what I think? I think that if a young woman doesn't engage in the act of occasionally wishing on a… — Robin Jones Gunn Copy Share Image
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and… — Beverly Cleary Copy Share Image
I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Wow," I remarked to an older man who had just turned away from a group. "That's what I call a birthday cake.… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Louie's mother, Louise, took a different tack. Louie was a copy of herself, right down to the vivid blue eyes. When pushed,… — Laura Hillenbrand Copy Share Image
One day shy of eight years old, my grandma passed away I was a broken hearted little boy, blowing out that birthday… — Steve Wariner Copy Share Image
“My son was something of a disciple of flying things. On his bedroom wall were posters of fighter planes and wild birds.… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
There was a table laid with jellies and trifles, with a party hat beside each place, and a birthday cake with seven… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how much time we have left. Could be fifty years. Could be one more week. But I do know… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
“Hermione made purple and gold streamers erupt from the end of her wand and drape themselves artistically over the trees and bushes.… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“You can ask me why I need you, but I don’t know. I just know that I do … I miss you,… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Birthdays were wretched, delicious things when you lived in Beau Rivage. The clock stuck midnight, and presents gave way to magic. Curses… — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
When you cut your Birthday cake this year, we want you to count your blessings and friends, not the gifts and phone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You have a delicious round birthday cake. How many equal-sized pieces can you cut the cake into by making only three straight… — Zack Guido Copy Share Image
“although it was not like birthday cake because Iris didn’t get to pick what kind she wanted, and there were no candles… — Angela Scipioni Copy Share Image
“Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch…is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
In a bar mitzvah, you do the candle-lighting ceremony with the cake. Every birthday, the cake is the big moment. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why not? Why can’t we have fun and embrace life? Why is it so important to change into a new person just… — Melody Anne Copy Share Image
I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew… — Hayden Panettiere Copy Share Image
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
