When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late. — Faina Ranevskaya Happiness Copy Share Image
It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him. — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt. — Faina Ranevskaya Bugs Copy Share Image
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality. — Faina Ranevskaya Age Copy Share Image
A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa. — Faina Ranevskaya Fairytale Copy Share Image
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. — Faina Ranevskaya Beautiful Copy Share Image
Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything. — Faina Ranevskaya Family Copy Share Image
Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice. — Faina Ranevskaya Ballet Copy Share Image
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted… — Faina Ranevskaya Age Copy Share Image
It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth. — Faina Ranevskaya Ashamed Copy Share Image
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers… — Faina Ranevskaya Husband Copy Share Image
Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled. — Faina Ranevskaya Fear Copy Share Image
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man… — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up… — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him. — Faina Ranevskaya Advice Copy Share Image
Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor. — Faina Ranevskaya Neighbor Copy Share Image
“Everybody complain about their appearance and nobody about their brains.” — Faina Ranevskaya Brains Copy Share Image
