Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer.… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I have never thought that winds howled so much as moaned. My imagination gives them reasons: They moan because they’re weary of… — Kevin Hearne Doing Just Fine Copy Share Image
“this guy is pretty slick, Atticus. What else do you think he has in his pockets? Maybe a thick salami for me?>… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Heh. I think you made your point, Atticus. Gods Below, Oberon, that was horrendous! You just violated the Schwarzenegger Pun Reduction Treaty… — Kevin Hearne First place Copy Share Image
“Oberon’s been kidnapped along with one of the werewolves, and that’s why we’re all so upset. We’ll talk more tomorrow, and I… — Kevin Hearne Druid Copy Share Image
I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“If you've got some hopelessly overmatched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a… — Kevin Hearne Fighting evil Copy Share Image
“My hens all died and my plow is broke My well is dry and my yak just croaked My farm’s all rotted… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She… — Kevin Hearne Accidents Copy Share Image
“but greatness is in the act of creation and not necessarily in the finished product. Creating is the yin to the yang… — Kevin Hearne Beauty Copy Share Image
“Look, I don't know what you are, but you're more than a geologist, if you are one at all. I've met lots… — Kevin Hearne Druids Copy Share Image
“Atticus makes gigantic mistakes at times. But there are also times like this one when he makes of his life a poem… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
Before he (Francis Bacon) came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than… — Kevin Hearne Argument Copy Share Image
“You, sir," I said, "have all the dignity of a badger with the clap. Shark shit has more fiber than you. I'm… — Kevin Hearne Money Copy Share Image
“The key to faking deaths is a fine appreciation of arterial spray patterns. I have found that blood bags work very well… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
“First, we need to get a buttload of nails.” “A buttload? How much is that?” “Uh …” Granuaile rescued me with her superior… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“This guy is an epic douche. Kick his shiny ass, Atticus, Oberon said. I compartmentalized his comment and resolved to enjoy it… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The… — Kevin Hearne Faces Copy Share Image
“There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius.… — Kevin Hearne Authority Copy Share Image
“Yes, I felt guilt. Somehow I had pushed Fand to the precipice without realizing it, and had I not been so blind,… — Kevin Hearne Guilt Copy Share Image
“But, look, it is good to have a dream so long as you do not let it gnaw at the substance of… — Kevin Hearne Business Copy Share Image
“There is heroism to be found in great battles, it is true; warriors with stable knees who fight and know that they… — Kevin Hearne Common man Copy Share Image
“Granuaile shook her head. "No, it's gross. You are such a guy sometimes." Isn't he a guy all the time? (Oberon) She's… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hamlet promised himself he’d throw down afterward, but I think perhaps when he said, “From this time forth, my thoughts be bloody,… — Kevin Hearne Fight Copy Share Image
“You don't even know if she really likes you, Oberon said as we exited and I unlocked my bike. She could be… — Kevin Hearne Animal Copy Share Image
There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system… — Kevin Hearne Desperate Copy Share Image
“Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures. The… — Kevin Hearne Law and order Copy Share Image
“Morrigan "What are guilt ferrets:" Atticus "They're bastards. They cling to your neck and tickle and bite and generally make you miserable,… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile… — Kevin Hearne Bridges Copy Share Image
“When there's blood involved, you always use every advantage you have to make sure it's theirs that spills and not yours. If… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
