Jay Leno

Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that…

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In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled President Obama's healthcare mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory for President Obama,…

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You know what really makes this embarrassing? The other day the president said the leaders in Iraq are 'ready to take off…

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The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes…

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And Ralph Nader, God bless him, still out there campaigning. Ralph Nader said today he has set a record for the most…

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They say there are something like 12 million illegal immigrants in the country right now, with another half a million coming every…

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It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson's disease. So…

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The L.A. Times reports that al Qaeda terrorists have been traced to Iran, and President Bush is talking tough. In fact he…

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I guess you heard about this; the U.S. Olympic Committee is coming under fire after it was revealed that the uniforms for…

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The nation's largest savings and loan, Washington Mutual, has become the biggest bank failure in history. See, the problem with the savings…

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I don't mean to harp on this, but it's like the networks are a how-to manual for terrorists. You see them on…

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Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. ... They won after France's best player got ejected for head butting.…

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In his annual economic report to Congress President Bush said that the transfer of American jobs overseas is actually part of a…

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Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice…

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A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got…

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I went to see the Terminator movie the other night. Every time Arnold Schwarzenegger came on the screen this guy in front…

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Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's…

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A student at the University of Wisconsin in Madison spent 90 days technology free. He went without a cell phone, Facebook, Twitter,…

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President Obama's been reaching out to Iran, reaching out to Cuba, reaching out to Latin America. The only place he can't seem…

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Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions,…

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