There is a video out now on how to please men. Here's tip number 1: Just show up! — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I don't know why it's so hard to believe women. You to go Saudi Arabia and you need two women to testify… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
According to a new study, 63% of men surveyed said they like to settle an argument by having sex. The other 37%… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In an unlikely pairing, Hillary Clinton made an appearance this week with Newt Gingrich to push a health care plan. The press… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
As you know, John McCain is an older, white-haired man who has been in the Senate for over twenty years, voted for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. It's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
One of the Taliban spokesmen said they have thousands of men who look forward to death like Americans look forward to living,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush announced a major new plan for the United States to put a man on the moon, which would be a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The FBI is urging all Americans to beware of any letters or packages that have badly misspelled words. Man, this is going… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men! — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The difference between Men and Women is that Men love The 3 Stooges, and Women think they're assholes. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Mexico. They upset Brazil to win a gold medal in men's soccer. And after the Olympics ended, the Mexican soccer… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
For the first time ever, women are scoring higher than men on IQ tests. Scientists say it has something to do with… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A Pakistan businessman is claiming that John Walker Lindh is gay and that he was his lover. Say what you will about… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A historic operation occurred over in Boston. Doctors successfully transplanted tissue from a pig's brain to a man's brain -- and the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Folks, we're starting to learn more and more about that man arrested in the New York SUV car bombing case. His name… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends… — Jay Leno Copy Share
There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't… — Jay Leno Copy Share
“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn… — Jay Leno Copy Share
Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.… — Jay Leno Copy Share
American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade… — Jay Leno Copy Share
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet… — Jay Leno Copy Share
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just… — Jay Leno Copy Share
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno Copy Share
The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet… — Jay Leno Copy Share
The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of… — Jay Leno Copy Share
Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have… — Jay Leno Copy Share
Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going… — Jay Leno Copy Share
Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out… — Jay Leno Copy Share
