I'm out this b*tch like a new born baby!

I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or…

— Natasha Lyonne

“I looked down into my baby’s beautiful green eyes and ached inside. She looked up at me with wide-eyed innocence. I kissed her warm…

— Bella Forrest

I've retired my sneakers for stilettos, baby!

— Vivica A. Fox

I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she…

— Ali Wong

And I gave you my all, now baby be mine.

— Ashanti

Parents who are stressed or disturbed will have more difficulty in meeting their children's needs. Parents who have little support--from friends, relatives, neighbors, or…

— Sheila Kamerman

Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you.…

— Elizabeth Hoyt

I'm so happy baby.

— Ashanti

Weezy F. Baby. F. is fo' finisha:)

— Lil Wayne

Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're…

— Lindsay

My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and…

— Elliott Yamin

Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

— Jay Leno

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

— Robert Orben

If all fooles had babies, wee should want fuell.

— George Herbert

My baby girl Bella is growing up so fast I remember when she was soo tiny, it shows how much she has been loved…

— Crystal