If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober. — Corey Stoll Copy Share Image
Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man. — Masataka Taketsuru Copy Share Image
“He is like ice cream without the calories or whiskey without the hangover. He's a drug. My drug.” — Carmel Rhodes Copy Share Image
All right, Ill make a deal with you. You dont interfere with my drinking, and Ill stay sober enough to help you.… — Hunger Games Copy Share Image
You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I hadn't done any professional singing. I had sung in the shower and in my car and sometimes at a family bonfire… — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years. — Jordan Knight Copy Share Image
The importation and sale of marijuana is condemned and punished as a serious crime, but we accept as legitimate the manufacture and… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
Most of us sleepwalk through our lives. We take all its glories, its wine, food, love, and friendship, its sunsets and its… — Jack McDevitt Copy Share Image
Taste and smell are often the beggars among our five senses - they leave no written language and therefore no standards other… — Frank Schoonmaker Copy Share Image
“I watched Daryl swirl, sniff, sip, swish, chew, swallow, and sometimes spit his way through countless glasses of Bordeaux and all I… — Inara Lavey Copy Share Image
Through Love all that is bitter will be sweet, Through Love all that is copper will be gold, Through Love all dregs… — Rumi Copy Share Image
You may know more about vintage wine than the wine steward, but if you're smart you'll let your man do the choosing… — Arlene Dahl Copy Share Image
“Aditya is fond of his whisky but prefers to drink at home when he is with his family. Deepak loves Beck's and… — Tamal Bandopadhyaya Copy Share Image
Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit… — William Duncan Silkworth Copy Share Image
It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors. — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
Wine drinking goes back at least six thousand years. Wine writing probably began a year or two later. — Frank J. Prial Copy Share Image
The Nobel Prize is going to be 'fun money' - for an occasion, when my wife and I want a $50 bottle… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
“It's dangerous and dirty and smells bad and--" "Yeah, well, so is sex and drugs and everything else worth doing.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Drinking isn't tops on my agenda. In fact, I hate champagne... and all white wines, for that matter. — Milind Soman Copy Share Image
I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“In recognition that any good idea is a fragile thing, you have to give it a few minutes to breath—like a good… — Richard Saul Wurman Copy Share Image
Studies show that people that are on welfare are higher users of drugs than people not on welfare. — Rick Scott Copy Share Image
“For I know that Death is a guest divine, Who shall drink my blood as I drink this wine. —William Winter” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
“Why do you kids say you’re experimenting with drugs? You’re experimenting with ill health.” — Bob Colacello Copy Share Image
“As time’s gone on, I’ve probably become a lot more like him (John Rebus): I drink at his bar and I like… — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Home-made bread rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with olive oil, shared-with a flask of wine-between working people, can be more convivial than… — Patience Gray Copy Share Image
For me, a $20 wine that drinks like a $40 wine in terms of complexity and interest is a value, while a… — Deborah Harkness Copy Share Image
It's all about everything in moderation. If I want a glass of wine I'm going to have it, or some chocolate -… — Christina Anstead Copy Share Image
Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety, now that is the good stuff! — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
I've never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Drug addiction is caused by a lack of respect for yourself If u can gain back self respect the drug use will… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face… — Luke Hemsworth Copy Share Image
Apparently I'm in rehab for intensive partying soooo I'm just going to lay pretty low for a bit and maybe get some… — Ireland Baldwin Copy Share Image
I thought for a change I would give up drinking, and it was a great mistake, and, although I reduced the size… — Winslow Homer Copy Share Image
I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
“Alcohol wasn’t allowed at the LIC, but I’ve seen enough TV to know it’s supposed to be delicious. My mouth waters.” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
