Mirth is the sweet wine of human life. It should be offered sparkling with zestful life unto God. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people who have naturally high adrenaline. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I would advise you to keep your overhead down; avoid a major drug habit; play everyday, and take it front of other… — James Taylor Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Listen your Lordship, I'm a respecter of institutions. Even in Paris, I remained a Canadian. I puffed hashish, but I didn't inhale. — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Drugs shut you down, cut you off emotionally. You think being off your head makes life easier, but it's a lot easier… — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
“Drinking ... doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles." ~ Unknown” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
High blood pressure, cheeriness at breakfast, a mellowing political philosophy, and an inability to drink more than half a bottle of proof… — Lucius Beebe Copy Share Image
It's high time to address research into medical marijuana. Our country has experimented with a variety of state solutions without properly delving… — Orrin Hatch Copy Share Image
Although the French appellation system has its roots in the 1923 system created in Chateauneuf-du-Pape by Baron Le Roy, proprietor of the… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
Do you dare to accuse wine of clouding the reason? Quote me more marvelous effects than those of wine. Look! when a… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I talk to people who go to rehab, and they get this AA book that they've got to read everyday - really… — Reginald Arvizu Copy Share Image
“I think you’ll find that’s very good wine,” he said. “I know we don’t get much of a chance to judge good… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“The doctor lifted the bottle. “Thank you,” said Felix. “I never drink spirits.” “You will,” said the doctor.” — Djuna Barnes Copy Share Image
“There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.” — Cheryl Nielsen Copy Share Image
I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch. — John Green Copy Share Image
“There's a reason people get drunk after funerals, and I suddenly know what it is: the flip side of sadness is a… — Hilary T. Smith Copy Share Image
“Unmatch'd at the bottle, unconquer'd in war, He drank his poor god-ship as deep as the sea; No tide of the Baltic… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies,… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
I can take pot or leave it. I got busted in Japan for it. I was nine days without it and there… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I dont drink so that Im more fun to be around. I drink so that youre more fun to be around!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite drink is a Coke and vodka - very simple. Or a red wine, if Im being more chill. — Kenya Kinski-Jones Copy Share Image
What does drunkenness accomplish? It discloses secrets, it ratifies hopes, and urges even the unarmed to battle. — Horace Copy Share Image
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a… — Eric Burdon Copy Share Image
“They talk on about death, about boredom, they drink wine, they laugh, they have a good time, they are happy.” — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
I prefer old books and find them more relevant. I dislike new books. It's like drinking wine that's not ready. — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say? — James Pinckney Miller Copy Share Image
“We drank our whiskeys. It was the good stuff and it tasted of salt, sea, rain, wind and the Old Testament.” — Adrian McKinty Copy Share Image
People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I know that wine is, above all else, a blessing, a gift of nature, a joy as pure and elemental as the… — Robert Mondavi Copy Share Image
I love the experience and history that comes with selecting and enjoying a great bottle of wine. — Cynthia Bailey Copy Share Image
More than anything, the weed really helped with my mental state, because marijuana works on the brain. And if anything, it soothes… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I don't like orange soda, but I don't wish Sunkist goes out of business. I just don't drink it. — Montel Vontavious Porter Copy Share Image
“You’ve taken so many drugs that you couldn’t legally operate a pair of safety scissors.” — S.M. Reine Copy Share Image
People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You can't rush good wine. It has to sit. And when you finally drink it, it's the bomb. It's worth the wait. — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
