If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Edwin is prepared to believe that a glass exists. And further, that this glass holds liquid.” — Patrick E. McLean Copy Share Image
“Intoxicated as he was with the heavens, he could not imagine needing anything on earth.” — Katherine Paterson Copy Share Image
“In the face of all his handicaps, Jurgis was obliged to make the price of a lodging, and of a drink every… — Upton Sinclair Copy Share Image
The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“You can always leave out brekfast and save the calories to invest in a little glass of wine in the evening. Or… — Kirsten Gier Copy Share Image
We should decriminalize all drugs. The assumptions on which our drug policies are based are flawed. — Carl Hart Copy Share Image
Were I to prescribe a rule for drinking, it should be formed upon a saying quoted by Sir William Temple: the first… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Irony is the hardest addiction of all. Forget heroin. Just try giving up irony, the deep-down need to mean two things at… — Edward St Aubyn Copy Share Image
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people who make the greatest wines in the world, they love their dirt, they pick it up, they coddle it, they… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
From a wine critic's perspective, there are far too many innocuous, over-oaked, over-acidified, or over-cropped wines emerging from California. While those sins… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that’s just me. That’s… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
Beautiful and rich is an old friendship, Grateful to the touch as ancient ivory, Smooth as aged wine, or sheen of tapestry… — Eunice Tietjens Copy Share Image
Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle. — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
His element is so fine Being sharpened by his death, To drink from the wine-breath While our gross palates drink from the… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I wasn't a falling-in-the-gutter type. I drank at home because it relaxed me. I was shy around new people, but after a… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Nothing to smoke...nothing to drink...too much time to sit and think...that's why I read…mgc” — Michael Gray Calvert Copy Share Image
I dont drink every bottle I own, I be aging shit. And I got them wedding ring flows, that engaging shit — Drake Copy Share Image
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober,… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image
When you read, you think, and when you smoke, you think. It's a pleasurable thing, and not a duty. — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
“The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Drugs are tools of Satan that rob us of so much goodness in our lives—our families, health, and happiness.” — Aquanetta Gordon Copy Share Image
There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like white wine when it's young and vigorous. I don't think you should cellar white wine at all, unless it's white… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
I don't use the word gourmet. The word doesn't mean anything anymore. 'Gourmet' makes it sound like someone is putting sherry wine… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“In wine was truth, perhaps, but in whisky, the way Hoffman sluiced it down, was an army of imaginary rats climbing your… — Ross Macdonald Copy Share Image
A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed! — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup And… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
Look not thou on beauty's charming; Sit thou still when kings are arming; Taste not when the wine-cup glistens; Speak not when… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
“In his excellent book Irresistible, Adam Alter writes about the rise of behavioral addictions in contemporary society.” — Seth Stephens-Davidowitz Copy Share Image
O May, sweet-voice one, going thus before, Forever June may pour her warm red wine Of life and passions,--sweeter days are thine! — Helen Hunt Jackson Copy Share Image
Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it. — Marian Engel Copy Share Image
I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
