“Beeeeeeeeeer" slurred the drunk from the floor; stirring to life at the sound of alcohol.” — Rob J. Hayes Copy Share Image
In my day, the drug was alcohol and the weapon was a fist, so it was very sort of innocent and primitive.… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I think Jefferson and George Washington would strongly discourage you from growing marijuana, and their tactics to stop you would be more… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I call my weed Nirvana, smells like teen spirit and my packs so fucking loud you can't hear it. Ahhhh! — Machine Gun Kelly Copy Share Image
Anti-drug fanatics and cops are the criminals - it's like McCarthyism. They need someone to dislike to distract the public from the… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“Joshua could hear the beginnings of hero-worship in the kid’s tone. Time to disabuse him of that notion right off the bat.… — Carolyn McCray Copy Share Image
My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why… — Gregg Rogell Copy Share Image
...when you buy just two or three tons from a grower, they see the artisan work you do with their grapes, and… — John Bennett Ramsey Copy Share Image
That means I can drive a flock of sheep through the town centre, drink for free in no less than 64 pubs… — Andrew Flintoff Copy Share Image
“Oh, my dear, relations are like drugs, - useful sometimes, and even pleasant, if taken in small quantities and seldom, but dreadfully… — Elizabeth von Arnim Copy Share Image
“Or maybe he was seeing double. Bad stuff, gin. Should ‘ave switched to rum a long time ago. Good stuff, rum. You… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“So you're a comedian," he said. "Tell me something funny." "Okay. The great thing about being an alcoholic is that when you're… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“We invariably come back to testing as a means of understanding drug use, even though assuming these tests lead to truth puts… — Nick Reding Copy Share Image
“Cannabis is renowned as a powerful hallucinogen in large doses, and certainly capable of inducing profound ecstatic ecstatic states. Anyone who who… — John Rush Copy Share Image
So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can't handle it because… — Maurice Gibb Copy Share Image
You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
When I'm in a bar I need to be the coolest one that can drink more than anyone else and I need… — Kevin Clifton Copy Share Image
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life. — David Hockney Copy Share Image
The alcohol is only thing in this world that who gives a to the society human face from within a hidden beast. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been… — David Justice Copy Share Image
Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it's made of good Somerset water. — Jacob Rees-Mogg Copy Share Image
It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For… — Janusz Palikot Copy Share Image
Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be? — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Quitting smoking can be a very good test of ones character. Pass the test and you will have accomplished so much more… — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
“I am in the lion's den, surrounded by a circus of liquor. I used to be the ringleader.” — Sacha Z. Scoblic Copy Share Image
I think it will be pretty hard to deny the fact that prohibition of marijuana is on its way out. — Rick Steves Copy Share Image
If you make a fist and hold it for two hours, you won't be able to pick up a glass because you'll… — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
It is about the entire experience. It's not just a new seat. It's not just new meals. It's not just better wines. — Oscar Munoz Copy Share Image
“I used to watch a lot of late-night movies—it was my time to relax by having a few drinks,” — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a… — Jim Himes Copy Share Image
The whole drug war is nothing but a pretext to increase police power and personnel, and that, of course, is dead wrong.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Does anybody have a cigarette? I'm looking forward to that first smoke. I've been looking forward to [it] for about 30 years. — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes life merry, but money is the answer for everything. — Bible Copy Share Image
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
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