I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.) — Westbrook Pegler Copy Share Image
To drink is to warm the heart; without dispelling reason, it gives reason to life. — Jose Maria Peman Copy Share Image
“A hard choice. Water or books. Hmm. One could always have wine instead.” — Susan Vreeland Copy Share Image
A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I'm drinking Jameson, by myself. Thinking about what we could have had. Because nothing else seems to help. Everything just makes me… — JMSN Copy Share Image
If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“If last night proved anything, it's that life is a strong drink served up in an extremely short - and fragile -… — Samantha Sotto Copy Share Image
It's all about the blanket. Blanket, pillow, and red wine. You should always be asleep on a plane. — Kate Moss Copy Share Image
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I like a good beer. Of course, I'll drink a bad one too. Let no person thirst for lack of real ale!… — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
I cried for madder music and for stronger wine, But when the feast is finished and the lamps expire, Then falls thy… — Ernest Dowson Copy Share Image
The fight against drug trafficking is a false pretext for the United States to install military bases. — Evo Morales Copy Share Image
Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“Me and the bottle have always been friends, we've had a few old nasty fights but the bottle would always win, so… — George Jones Copy Share Image
So much for the crusade against drugs . . . all America is actually doing is consolidating its position as the biggest… — Alexander Cockburn Copy Share Image
“He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks this is happiness, but then he determines it’s love. Fucking… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. I think America's view on… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
“Any meal at the front was an exercise in war-time ingenuity and devotion of the lower classes for their officers. The Petite… — Jeremiah Tower Copy Share Image
“God damn there is nothing better tasting in the whole damn world than warm brains when you were shot the hell up,… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
I don't believe in angels but the moon is now dead for me. The last glass of wine is gone before the… — Roque Dalton Copy Share Image
Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
“Be silent, and sit down, for you are drunk, and this is the edge of the roof. —RUMI” — Robert V.S. Redick Copy Share Image
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
“Shut up. I'm drunk and I'm trying to confess, so just let me do it, okay?” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
Smoking pot is illegal, but then again so is most of the music on your iPod. — Latest Copy Share Image
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.” — Filippo Bologna Copy Share Image
