I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weed smoken is the only way to keep you calm from stupid shit get you high as fuck — DJstanford Copy Share Image
“There’s a new wine I want to try. I heard about it through the grapevine.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I got myself into trouble. I was drinking and partying a lot and it caught up with me. — Jeff Bauman Copy Share Image
Tell Youth to play with Wine and Love and never bear away the scars! I may as well tilt up the sky… — Ridgely Torrence Copy Share Image
“It's not the cigarette that kills you, it's the thoughts behind the cigarette that does.” — Raghu Venkatesh Copy Share Image
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive! — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“I suffered the misfortune that I sat down at a table and started drinking one glass of beer after another.” — Jaroslav Hašek Copy Share Image
I work to raise awareness of the dangers of drinking and driving and substance abuse, primarily with youth. — Morgan Ortagus Copy Share Image
Just...bubble it, do the bubbling, do the bubbling. Start to wine and roll it, take a wine now, just...your belly What? Give… — Alison Hinds Copy Share Image
That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
. To remove a bandage painlessly, Saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
I can no more think of my own life without thinking of wine and wines and where they grew for me and… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
“It was clear from talking to them, that what kept them motivated was the quality of the experience they felt when they… — Steven Kotler Copy Share Image
A shot to kill the pain; a pill to drain the shame. A purge to stop the gain; a cut to break… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Now I understand what exhaustion is. It’s not just a code word for heroin addiction. People don’t teach you how to handle… — Felicia Day Copy Share Image
Holiday? Is like, what? I'm a hyperactive girl, so it may be boring for me to be on the beach doing nothing.… — Melanie Laurent Copy Share Image
I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer. — John Fogerty Copy Share Image
I think the most important thing that marijuana does is it affects the brain. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“I don always drink beer but when I do I prefer not to, stay sober my friends” — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice and nothing else. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Even if we're just watching HGTV with a glass of wine, that's date night at my house. — Ayesha Curry Copy Share Image
“A man who does not see stuff and nonsense in a moonshine will blow his life to bits.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit. — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
