“You know, American alcoholics are pretty fucking hard to insult.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Temperate men drink the most, because they drink the longest. — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
I once was here and now I'm not, I went away to smoke some pot, I left this here to prove a… — Levita Carin Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
I support decriminalisation. People are smoking pot anyway and to make them into criminals is wrong. It's when you're in jail you… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
“The oldest vine in the world, planted more than four centuries ago and still producing grapes and wine, is the Stara Trta… — Lonely Planet Copy Share Image
“And isn't that just typical of an addict? They're always fucking sorry once they're okay” — Cari Waites Copy Share Image
Alcohol is the only thing in the world that urges the society to confront the beast hidden in a human being — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Let's get the government stay out of our private lives, once and for all, and stop arresting smokers. Let's take a stand… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and its never acceptable to drink and drive! — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
SONG You bound strong sandals on my feet, You gave me bread and wine, And sent me under sun and stars, For… — Sara Teasdale Copy Share Image
Unlike every other product that is now manufactured for the table, wine exists in as many varieties as there are people who… — Roger Scruton Copy Share Image
“I picture the look of judgement on the faces of people who stumble into this neighborhood by mistake. I can see them… — Johann Hari Copy Share Image
First, he says, you have to go out into the world. This is not a simple matter of going outside one's door.… — Jesse Ball Copy Share Image
I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
“The vine needs to suffer. Going down into this earth-fighting to survive among the stones, among the lime rock-this is what gives… — Tessa Afshar Copy Share Image
Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
What right does the US have to do anything in Colombia? Does Colombia have the right to bomb North Carolina? There are… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens. — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think. — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
He tasted like sin made into wine: dark, heady, and impossible to resist. — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“I just wish I had something stronger than Pepsi in the car that night!” *” — Ryan Sprague Copy Share Image
