Wine Quotes · Page 143

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

— Bill Hicks

This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself.

— Anonymous

The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

— Chris Rock

Drug use makes you snappy, and you get very bad-tempered and have terrible hangovers.

— Mick Jagger

“Life is too short to read bad books or drink bad wine.”

— Anonymous

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

— Katherine Heigl

Days of wine and roses laugh and run away, like a child at play.

— Johnny Mercer

To me, drink responsibly means don't spill it.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Nona I don't think your allowed to smoke in here. Nona exhaled a large cloud of smoke. Nona keeps their lights on.…

— Holly Hood

“red wine (one glass a night) five nights per week—unless you’re at high risk for breast cancer.”

— David B. Agus

Cocaine made me talk forever. The most nonsensical rubbish that you could ever think of.

— Elton John

“Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint…

— George R.R. Martin

it was Tark's experience that TV addicts were usually addicted to something else as well. Food, booze, drugs, sex, money, take your…

— T. J. MacGregor

“All other beer is ass, and I will not put in the the work to acquire the taste for things that taste…

— Baratunde R. Thurston

“Weed is a remedy. A more creative world welcomes you Smoke and feel the little things.”

— seerat ahuja

I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get…

— Amanda Bynes

I could've enjoyed a cigarette if I smoked back before everyone knew it was bad - say, like, 1923. Everybody smoked back…

— Arj Barker

I write right off the typer. I call it my "machinegun." I hit it hard, usually late at night while drinking wine…

— Charles Bukowski

“That's the thing about social drinking: In the end, it's the drinking that creates the scene, not the other way around. You…

— Koren Zailckas

On the information sheet in a New York hotel, I recently read: 'Dear guest! To guarantee that you will fully enjoy your…

— Slavoj Žižek

“Drugs are a bet with your mind.” “It’s like gambling, somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t…

— Jim Morrison

The world exists, not for what it means but for what it is. The purpose of mushrooms is to be mushrooms, wine…

— Robert Farrar Capon

At the halfway point of any drunken night, there is a moment when an Indian realizes he cannot turn back toward tradition…

— Sherman Alexie

“I was told that even if I had years of sobriety, I would always be an addict, and I believed it. Since…

— Michael J Heil

Whoever gulps down wine as a horse gulps down water is called a Scythian.

— Athenaeus

As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.

— Jack Kerouac

I'm like a fine wine. I get better with age. The best is yet to come.

— Richelle Mead

Partake of love as a temperate man partakes of wine; do not become intoxicated.

— Alfred de Musset

I sail and play tennis, and I don't smoke or drink caffeine.

— Princess Michael of Kent

I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.

— Nigella Lawson

“The question is never “Why the addiction?” but “Why the pain?”

— Gabor Maté

If you smoke cigarettes don't bother, I'm not interested.

— Anonymous

“Red wine is different from white. Removing the grape skin does all the difference.”

— Viola Soul Calibur

This is how u look when ur drunk n working like a dog .

— Satan

Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.

— Ovid

There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.

— Max Greenfield

Wine is a terrible foe, hard to wrestle with.

— Euripides

Among many U. S. wine consumers, California holds a strong position.

— Pete Rose

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

— Oscar Wilde

“I was at a wake the other night and every man jack was drunk - even the corpse.”

— flann o'brien