Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! — Don Garlits Copy Share Image
Here's to the stoners who don't have anything to do on Spring break but to get high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People don't want to think about defects when they are drinking wine.” — Courtney Maum Copy Share Image
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke,… — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
“Wer nicht liebt Wein, Weib, und Gesang, Der bleibt ein Narr sein Lebenlang (He who loves not Wine, Women and Song Remains… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
It's pure Black Label. It's about violence and booze. That's all it is. There is no plan — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
“When you dare to think about how huge the illegal drug business is in this country, you have to suspect that practically… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul. — Alec Waugh Copy Share Image
It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet. — Gerald Asher Copy Share Image
How did a pile of kush become the mountain of truth? How did a bottle of wine become the fountain of youth? — Drake Copy Share Image
May this marriage be blessed.May this marriage be as sweet as milk and honey.May this marriage be as intoxicating as old wine.May… — Rumi Copy Share Image
When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous,… — Clive James Copy Share Image
Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use… — Irma S. Rombauer Copy Share Image
Give people a taste of Old Crow, and tell them it's Old Crow. Then give them another taste of Old Crow, but… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends who have wanted to specifically quit smoking marijuana because they felt that it was having a… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There were a hundred booksellers in the old round city founded by the eighth-century caliph al-Mansur. The café and wine-drinking culture of… — Annia Ciezadlo Copy Share Image
“When it's summer, people sit a lot. Or lie. Lie in the sense of recumbency. A good heavy book holds you down.… — Roy Blount Jr Copy Share Image
