Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache. — Padgett Powell Copy Share Image
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
If all the world were paper, And all the sea were ink, And all the trees were bread and cheese, What should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If we'd done this my way,' Garrett went on, 'We'd have been here much earlier.' 'And drunk, most likely,' said Maiev. 'You… — Grant Smuts Copy Share Image
“Brusco had a bad back, and could not lift anything heavier than a tankard of brown ale.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
The increased use of cigarettes and tobacco products among youth is worrying. Starting with cigarettes and tobacco, youngsters are soon lured into… — M. Jayachandran Copy Share Image
“Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke.” — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share Image
I am not sure I trust you." "You can trust me with your life, My King." "But not with my wine, obviously.… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice...What about having a hot friend on a cold… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“And so, at a December 1981 meeting, Contra leaders, whom Reagan referred to as the “moral equivalent of the Founding Fathers,” floated… — Carol Anderson Copy Share Image
There's the old saying that doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of insanity.… — Jacob G. Hornberger Copy Share Image
I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
Ah, wasteful woman, she who may On her sweet self set her own price, Knowing man cannot choose but pay, How has… — Coventry Patmore Copy Share Image
There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Some drink to forget, I drink to remember. I drink in order to understand what I mean and to discover what I… — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
I honestly think drugs are a way crying for help. If not your calling attention. Doing drugs is like trying to forget… — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
“You the drunkest white man I ever seen!” one says, which you take as high praise,” — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
Americans struggling with addiction need treatment and reduced access to deadly drugs. — Rod Rosenstein Copy Share Image
I used to go to work and take heroin in the studio and then stop when I came home, — Damon Albarn Copy Share Image
Lol ik my peircing looks weird as hell lol ;] but thats some good weed right there — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succed take a hit from the bong and toke some weed… — Keezo Pee Copy Share Image