“You can keep your damn scenery. All I want is a warm bed and a glass of wine.” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“Alcohol has a remarkable way of making everything seem like a good idea.” — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
My philosophy from day one is that I can sleep better at night if I can improve an individual's knowledge about food… — Emeril Lagasse Copy Share Image
“Homemade is a myth. You want to know some things that are homemade? Crystal meth. Crack cocaine. A pipe bomb full of… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
How many news reports and stories do we have to hear before everyone stops drinking and driving?! Be responsible! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Drink deep the cup of life; take it's dark wine into your soul. For it passes round the table only once.” — Jack McDevitt Copy Share Image
“Finally- no more ruddy show for the folks back home. No pretending it's all beer and skittles and no one ever gets… — Mercedes Lacky Copy Share Image
Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either. — John Gay Copy Share Image
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Of course not," she snapped. "I'm only thirsty. Would you play the gallant and find me a glass of lemonade?" "I assume… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
The policy that received more attention particularly in the past decade and a half or so has been the US cocaine policy,… — Carl Hart Copy Share Image
“The use of tobacco is one of the most evident of all the retrograde influences of our time. It invades all classes,… — Charles R. Drysdale Copy Share Image
“Still,' whispered Jack, 'you have to keep at it. Overcome the miseries of vomiting and the whirling pit. Pay your dues and… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
“Without a word, he walked over to the sideboard and grabbed one of the decanters and a crystal glass. He returned to… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
There's also just socially, personally. There is something naughty about pot. There is something that is rebellious and outlawish and a kind… — John Buffalo Mailer Copy Share Image
I applaud the American Cancer Society for all they do to eradicate smoking. Their local, state and national efforts help to discourage… — Allyson Schwartz Copy Share Image
'THIS ROOM HAS MYSTERY LIKE A TRANCE' This room has mystery like a trance Of wine ; forget-me-nots of you Are chair… — Kenneth Patchen Copy Share Image
I do really enjoy Jay McInerney's wine writing. He's a good writer. He brings his fiction-writing skillset. He's not afraid to put… — Mike D Copy Share Image
If you're given champagne at lunch, there's a catch somewhere. — 1st Viscount Lyons Richard Lyons Copy Share Image
I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If this is the start of a better day, I haven't bought nearly enough vodka.” — Dana Bate Copy Share Image
There is no drunkenness equal to that of remembering whispered words in the night. — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
“Drug addicts want a chemical solution to the problem of chemical dependence.” — Gene Moynihan Copy Share Image
“I actually wanted a drink, besides feeling that I had to have a drink.” — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image