My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Vodka was a liquid cultural yardstick, an eighty-proof vehicle of escape from the socialist daily grind.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Italian saying of 'You can't have your cake and eat it too' is 'you want your bottle full of wine and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sipping my beer glass before it bubbles over is about as ninja as my reflexes get these days. Stay thirsty my friends! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three things that are scary to watch the morning after drinking: own face, purse and list of outgoing calls :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So if you smoke you're all of this sudden a changed person? Honestly shut up, don't be quick to judge like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your ability to ace finals while lethally hungover would make you the perfect candidate for a Wall Street job if there were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never can understand how anyone can not smokeit deprives a man of the best part of life ... with a good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look I'm not saying drugs are good but I'm not saying drugs are bad. What I am saying is that if you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want to remind everyone to don't drink and drive! Just call a cab! Happy labor day weekend! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
