Happiness can be bought with a bottle of wine and has become ambiguous through overuse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday you aint got no job you aint got shit to do I'm hone get you high tonight — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beauty is worse than wine; it intoxicates both the holder and the beholder — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While we are alive we should sit among colored lights and taste good wines, and discuss our adventures in far places; when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The City of Rochester (Michigan) is considering a ban on smoking at the park because people are leaving their butts on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once was here but now I'm not I went away to smoke some pot I put this here to prove a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age.Nothing does --- except wrinkles.It's true,some wines improves with age.But only if the grapes were good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once an addict is always an addict the only diffrence is either hes a practising addict or a recovoring addict…… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have found that morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
