The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs. Stay thirsty my friends! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking advantage of someone whilst they're drunk is completely wrong and frankly, just disgusting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for complimenting the tan I achieved by passing out hungover on a towel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't even like white wine. Then I tasted it and bought a case. It was the first case of any wine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a neighbor who knows 200 types of wine. ... I only know two types of wine - red and white.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[Fairy tales] make rivers run with wine only to make us remember, for one wild moment, that they run with water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an addiction problem. People say I should go to rehab...but I always tell them I don't want to go...coz I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who do drugs seem so weak and ignorant.They don't know the value of life, lack self control and will let their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It [discovering Finnish] was like discovering a wine-cellar filled with bottles of amazing wine of a kind and flavour never tasted before.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Junkies might be easy to knock down, but they're never fragile. They have souls like old leather shoes studded with steel, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I can’t decide if I like beer or not. I’m thinking that when I get older, I’m going to be a wine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to Wikipedia, the longer your Starbuck's drink order, the less of a man you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk! DUDE! You were begging my sponge for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to quit all my bad habits.I really was!But then it occurred to me that no one likes a quitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shut your dirty whore mouth... -Things I tell myself when I drink and start talking too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are thousands of wines that can take over our minds. Don't think all ecstasies are the same! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daydream at nigh time, I think too much. then I hit the night club til it's day time and I drink too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thank goodness there is such a good face on soda. Vaccinists euthenists.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I smoke so much green I'm starting to see trees, Joints rolled so big I call em tangerines — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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