Meth addicts will never understand how hard it is to withdraw from Breaking Bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If drug dealers make so much money, why do they still live with their mothers?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A shot to kill the pain; a pill to drain the shame. A purge to stop the gain; a cut to break… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is there a chance? A fragment of light at the end of the tunnel? A reason to fight? Is there a chance… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey officers, the only people who can say the alphabet backwards are the people who practice it because they're always drinking and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This goes out to my bestie.. You know who you are! Hah got nothing better to do tonight. Didn't feel like another… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cigarette are better than girls both of them burn your heart,,,at least the former you can touch with your lips — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since when has being drunk been an excuse? Man up and take responsibility for your actions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its about time people really stop getting high on drugs, and get high on life. (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not to get all technical; but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Addiction kill us from inside,we start doing things we never ought to do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They couldn't do a drugs story on me because I'd already done one on myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking away what you once meant to me. Screaming, Fuck all these memories! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I needa blunt right about now..TIME TO TURN UP n get wasted while ya high..PUFF PUFF…let it out))))))))) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stil blazin, still blazin, still blazin, cause ganja power is so amazingg. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drugs drugs drugs, some are good, some are bad, drugs drugs drugs, ask your Mom or ask your Dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You tryin to fight the urge to splurge and blow purp watch revenge of the nerds fuck untill we roll herb. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grandma...little do you know that all the money you keep giving me is being spent on weed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good boyfriend will get you wine instead of flowers and chocolate for Valentine's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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