I only drink champagne on two occasions.When I am in love and when I am not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember to pretend you're hungover instead of tired from being up since 4 a.m. watching the Royal Wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Untreated alcoholism without the steps on a daily basis will make my past my future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we are crushed like grapes, we cannot think of the wine we will become. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never turn down a drink. Among friends it’s always appropriate. A man is only a man as they say, but brandy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like smoking weeds, roll up your problems, lick down your solutions, burn your past, inhale the good shit and exhale… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With wine and food, the confidence of my own table, and the necessity of reassuring my wife, I grew by insensible degrees… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you can't find a Bowmore to fall in love with, you may have to consider very seriously the possibility that you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drugs are bad for you, they jus make you feel good sometimes. I hate when people try to defend a drug...That's what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Smoke alot of Weed Im not a Bad Kid, and Sure I might have Done of Handful of Bad Shit, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we legalize marijuana & taxed it like we do gasoline, we wouldn't need any other tax increases. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After doing extensive research, I can definitely tell you that single malt whiskies are good to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont drink so that Im more fun to be around. I drink so that youre more fun to be around!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Drinking ... doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles." ~ Unknown” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“WINE comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what's lame? Doing drugs and acting the same. You don't need it. Just snap out of it. You're better than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just think my body can't handle it any more. I did try a little drink a while back, and I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The memory of making a positive impact on someone less fortunate will last longer than a memory of how much alcohol you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of lube & booze. Stay thirsty my friends! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Addiction is a powerful disease that is sly & crafty. It's so sad when it claims another. Dont be ashamed to ask… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
