Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking weed is like falling in love falling in love everyday with every puff :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As oppressive as this nation is, of course people using drugs. They're trying to find a way to escape, who am I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't lay around with guys I don't know. But some how no one cares about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it might turn into a big nightmare… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Accept what life offers you, drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some sipped, but with others, drink the whole… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear alcohol always has to be involved for people to have a good time. Its kinda sad cause I have great… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If the grape is made of wine, then perhaps we are the words that tell who we are” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. To hell with the red wine, pour me some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets just drink to get drunk, and tell each other everything. For a drunken mind speaks a sober heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm gonna say this sober so I have no excuse, I need you like my neck needs a noose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drug addiction is not a choice of lifestyle, it is a disorder of the brain and we need to recognize this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tell em I ain't never been in love cause the best feelings always came from drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The other night was so fucking amazing! But I'm completely hung over today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Scott signs 'Charlotte's Web' medical marijuana bill By Tia Mitchell and Mary” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think drinking and driving is dangerous, try drinking and manscaping. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
