Continuous use of alcohol and weed is just an escape from reality for weak minded people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My care free attitude from smoking weed sometimes conflicts with my daily priorities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I still occasionally need to struggle but I now fear it less. The weapons I fight it with are also my consolations:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
420 is the one of the most unofficial celebrated holidays in the world with over 2 Billion participants each year. Happy 420. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“is not for kings, Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine or for rulers to desire beer. 5 Otherwise, they will drink,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm worried the horrific consequences of reckless blackout drinking portrayed in The Hangover may cause you to steer my bachelor party away… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At 4:20 p.m. on April 20 millions of pot smokers around the world will observe 420, otherwise known as Weed Day, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hope you don't mind that the side dish I'm bringing to Thanksgiving is several bottles of wine that I'm not sharing with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink tonight like we won the Mega Millions and then drink even more when we don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I drink alcohol , I am an alcoholic . So , if I drink fanta , does dat make me fantastic? :D :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boxed wine is made with broken dreams, regret, temporary insanity, torn hymens and bad decisions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is a perpetual drunkenness; the pleasure passes, but the headache remains. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol ik my peircing looks weird as hell lol ;] but thats some good weed right there — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The use of methamphetamines has become pervasive in our country, and especially in rural areas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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