One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human mind tends to get addicted to the things that take away the pain and relieve mental stress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Better health, more energy, whiter teeth, increased lifespan, nicer skin...just some of the reasons you should quit smoking today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.Scared the shit out of me.So that's it!After today no more reading. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sundays are a good day of reflection, allowing me to realize I didn't actually fall in love 42 times this weekend, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“queer thing about Furex was that, though he was a Communist when sober, he turned violently patriotic when drunk.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm under the impression that if you're sick, you should just get really drunk. Alcohol kills bacteria. Bacteria causes sickness... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rahul had been underwhelmed by the New Year’s rituals of the rich. “Moronic,” he had concluded. “Just people drinking and dancing and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Measure your life by loss and not by gain, not by the wine drunk but by the wine poured forth, for love's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is pretty simple... if you ask for apples and you get lemons, make lemonade! if you are on your way out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now we may have more preachers out there than we have drinkers. But a fellow told me a story one time about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Faërie contains many things besides elves and fays, and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants, or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The drug war is a total scam, prescription drugs kill 300K a year, while marijuana kills no one, but they spend billions/year… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know people drink but sometimes theres a reason but its not good for you or me just hopefully itll all go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Or you can broil the meat, fry the onions, stew the garlic in the red wine...and ask me to supper. I'll not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But now I discovered the wonderful power of wine. I understood why men become drunkards. For the way it worked on me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
