Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“users, on average, grew enough marijuana to roll 54 to 90 cigarettes a day, far beyond what they needed for” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How many news reports and stories do we have to hear before everyone stops drinking and driving?! Be responsible! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If all the world were paper, And all the sea were ink, And all the trees were bread and cheese, What should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say in order to get rid of a hangover you must drink, just like in order to get rid of a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing about addiction is that it never ends well. Because eventually, whatever it is that was getting us high, stops feeling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unhappy man! Do you share my maddness? Have you drunk also of the intoxicating draught? Hear me; let me reveal my tale,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without you the instruments would die. One sits close beside you. Another takes a long kiss. The tambourine begs, Touch my skin… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The pope, speaking to participants at a drug enforcement conference in Rome, said that even limited steps to legalize recreational drugs “are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shit is hard to say but he love went sour before it was even sweet shit what happened to the old days… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“New research shows that the number of babies born in Massachusetts with opiates in their system is more than triple the national… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The amount of money and of legal energy being given to prosecute hundreds of thousands of Americans who are caught with a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The city?" Tyrion was lost. "What city would that be?" "King's Landing. I am sending you to court." It was the last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
