Sometimes you just need a shoulder to drink on.

Some times we just need a shoulder to cry on... any body got one?

— Anonymous

If you need a shoulder to cry on I wont be there..im done fucking with these bitches.

— Anonymous

What about when someone doesn't need a shoulder? What if they need the arms?

— Stephen Chbosky

For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, a cheer. For every worry, a calm. For every thirst, a beer.

— Anonymous

A real boyfriend is there when you need a shoulder to cry on, or need someone to talk to, not just when he wants…

— Anonymous

Can't wait till my mother gets home cuz I need her shoulder to cry on and her honest opinion.

— Anonymous

“When whisky talks it rarely counsels prudence.”

— Anthony McDonald

“Do you think, you who sold it, that this bottom of yours has been sweet to me? Affliction, I sought affliction at the bottom…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“God has broken me in every way possible. I spent a year not caring, a year trying to figure out what I'd done to…

— Cassandra Giovanni

“Chris, soap people are like us-they seldom go outdoors. And when they do, we only hear about it, never see it. They loll about…

— V.C. Andrews

“Who's Johnnie Walker?" "It's a drink. For grown-ups." "Is it nice?" "Makes you drunk." "What's it like being drunk?" "Like being awake and asleep…

— Tom Rachman

“He never cared too much for parties or people, but misanthropy could easily be cured by several alcoholic drinks.”

— Daniel J. Rice

“And you know what the worst thing was? The worst thing was that nobody ever believed how hard we tried.”

— Jack McCarthy

“She poured us some more Scotch. It didn't seem to affect her any more than water affects Boulder Dam.”

— Raymond Chandler

My definition of giving someone the cold shoulder is no longer selecting them for my mass SnapChats.

— Anonymous