The worst hangovers are when you can't even throw it up. You're stuck with it, like a bad marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You being mad at me is effecting me about as much as a Smirnoff Ice effects my blood alcohol content — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just be so high. Lost in my thoughts. Noddin off into space, this purple kush is great. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How many news reports and stories do we have to hear before everyone stops drinking and driving?! Be responsible! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If all the world were paper, And all the sea were ink, And all the trees were bread and cheese, What should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice...What about having a hot friend on a cold… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live, Stoners die, in the end we all get high, If in life you dont succeed, forget them all and smoke… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A medium Vodka dry Martiniwith a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please. I would prefer Russianor Polish vodka. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we want to test people for drugs and alcohol? Why don't we test them from stupidity, illiteracy and avarice? The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Or you can broil the meat, fry the onions, stew the garlic in the red wine...and ask me to supper. I'll not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is pretty simple... if you ask for apples and you get lemons, make lemonade! if you are on your way out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is very easy to see the allure of alcohol to dull the prain and the temptation to punish myself for something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The drug war is a total scam, prescription drugs kill 300K a year, while marijuana kills no one, but they spend billions/year… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now we may have more preachers out there than we have drinkers. But a fellow told me a story one time about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Faërie contains many things besides elves and fays, and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants, or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rejoice, and men will seek you; Grieve, and they turn and go, They want full measure of all your pleasure, But they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
