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![“Earlier in life, I put family in front of faith. I've fixed that. But I always tried to keep work fourth on the list. I was proud when [my wife] Nellie told an interviewer, 'I never could tell whether John had a good practice or a bad practice, because he never brought it home'” quote by John Wooden](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/f11/john-wooden-420_faith_earlier-in-life-i-put-family-in-front-of_1977000.png)
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