People who are rude to waiters... I don't like that sort of thing. People who take cuts in line... it doesn't fly! — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
I'm almost 40, so it's an awkward time in my career. You kind of hope it comes through and, if not, I'll… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world . . . are better images of their city than that journalistic… — Alan Brien Copy Share Image
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A man needs to be polite, not just to me but to everyone. I watch that. How does he treat the waiter?… — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There's nothing better than… — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to aid a waiter with bringing out a large order of beer. Those customers can drape themselves… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
To go to the Oscars for Moneyball - that was pretty amazing. And to be able to go work with Kathryn Bigelow… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
The young man called the waiter and paid. Then he got up and said to the girl: 'We're going.' Where to?' The… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
Given the clientele, the restaurants on Capri might resemble those fancy Northern Italian places on the East Side of Manhattan where the… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
I believe that humanity now is desperately calling for new ideas. These new ideas must come from spiritual teachers and artists, from… — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
In L.A., the waiters think they're stars. Everybody's always trying to pretend that they see stars every day, so there tends to… — Jaleel White Copy Share Image
I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Hell is probably quite similar to most Paris bistros ... a bit overheated, somewhat too crowded, and a little too noisy for… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
I am one of those who like to stay late at the cafe," the older waiter said. "With all those who do… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
In Hamburg the waiters always had Preludin - and various other pills, but I remember Preludin because it was such a big… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the… — David Frost Copy Share Image
Im like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater. — Drake Copy Share Image
Patience is more than a virtue for long lines and slow waiters. Patience is the red carpet upon which God's grace approaches… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?" "What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said. "Tomorrow morning," Mabel… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I… — Mack Brown Copy Share Image
The really good thing about my career is that I never went through a phase where I played characters who had names… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between him and any other waiter? That reminds me, my drink… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I… — Daymond John Copy Share Image
Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
You go to New York or L.A., and every waiter wants to be a writer, director or actor. But there's a common… — Gillian Alexy Copy Share Image
“I have a "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup" dance. It involves platform shoes, a mustache, and a hair net.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to… — Yonem Copy Share Image
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week,… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
“Mr. Cupples came out of his reverie. "I think," he said, "I will have milk and soda-water." "Speak lower!" urged Trent. "The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers,… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all. — Randeep Hooda Copy Share Image
I don't trust valets, waiters — nobody. I don't waste my time anymore trying to figure out who leaks things to the press. — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
