One of the first speaking roles I had was in a film called 'Svengali', with Peter O'Toole and Elizabeth Ashley. I was… — Tobin Bell Copy Share Image
The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet.… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I was afraid to board a streetcar because of the conductor; I was afraid to enter the Kabuki Theater for fear of… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
I'm thinking waiters and waitresses are going to be bracing for more customers coming in going, not just kind of where is… — Michael Moss Copy Share Image
Ah I'm goin be here for a while so I smile hatas. I'm on that green like a flower like a alligator.… — J Cole Copy Share Image
Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something?… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
His face held a certain impassivity; you see it in all waiters and valets. They might want to jam a knife through… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
I haven't had to do anything outside of show business my whole life. I've never been a waiter. I've only worked and… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
“ What was your first job title? Waiter. It was at a showy opera festival in a barn in Oxfordshire. I did… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
Italy is good in the sense that when you bring a child to a restaurant in Italy, they're happy to see it.… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
The best tournament that I have ever played in was in 1950. It was great - a waiter came to you during… — Boris Spassky Copy Share Image
Learn to take losses quickly and cleanly. There is something about inside information which seems to paralyze a man's reasoning powers. Beware… — Bernard Baruch Copy Share Image
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
For we have come by different ways to this place... I can tell by the natural ease with which you wear fine… — Robert James Waller Copy Share Image
If I ever get looks on the street, which, for the record, is almost never, it's rarely because they think I'm someone… — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
I first understood the changes that were necessary in this world, because the waiters in the restaurant, when I cried, used to… — Grace Lee Boggs Copy Share Image
Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The etiquette of intimacy is very different from the etiquette of formality, but manners are not just something to show off to… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
I basically modeled my way through college, doing local runway shows in L.A. that don't pay a lot and a couple of… — Mehcad Brooks Copy Share Image
Foreign diplomats could have modeled their conduct on the way the Negro postmen, Pullman porters, and dining car waiters of Roxbury [Massachusetts]… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over… — Derren Brown Copy Share Image
The switch had two settings. You could either turn it to AUTO, in which case the awning lowered itself whenever the sun… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Waiting is a state of mind that says we want what we don't have. Therefore, with every kind of waiting we produce… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
My father was and is a great father. My father always wanted to do stand-up. He wanted to be an actor. But… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
“The two waiters inside the cafe knew that theo ld man was a little drunk, and while he was a good client… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
When service is overly attentive, I become uncomfortable - I don't like it, for example, when a waiter tops up my glass… — Nobu Matsuhisa Copy Share Image
A fellow once came to me to ask for an appointment as a minister abroad. Finding he could not get that, he… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
Chekhov said: let's put God - and all these grand progressive ideas - to one side. Let's begin with man; let's be… — Vasily Grossman Copy Share Image
He had lunch with Cecilia that afternoon. They ate their corned beef on rye and cream cheese with lox in a diner… — Mary Gaitskill Copy Share Image
I was a busboy, a waiter, a manager, a sommelier... like... all of it from a family-run Polish restaurant, with, like, grandmas… — Antoni Porowski Copy Share Image
The Englishman foxtrots as he fox-hunts, with all his being, through thickets, through ditches, over hedges, through chiffons, through waiters, over saxophones,… — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
...the waiter has to come from a place of concentration, subjugation, and complete, limitless service. Nothing is too much trouble. The customer… — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“The working hours were long and the pay not great. Still, no waiter had resigned to this day; instead they would get… — Elif Shafak Copy Share Image
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