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“Friends don’t bite friends. At least not without lots of Vodka, a Mexican waiter named Santiago and mutual consent.” — Kimberly Raye Copy Share Image
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Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
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I spent five years as a waiter at a restaurant in New York City at the beginning of my acting career. So,… — Michael Ealy Copy Share Image
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Mexico admits you through an arched stone orifice into the tree-filled courtyard of its heart, where a dog pisses against a wall… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Eating reveals the characteristic grossness of the human race and also the in-built failure of its satisfactions. We arrive eager, we stuff… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
“As I followed the chief waiter with my eyes, I could not help thinking that the garden in which he had gradually… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“The moral is, never be sorry for a waiter. Sometimes when you sit in a restaurant, still stuffing yourself half an hour… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
A bit of theory as we settle down for lunch: the waiter's treatment of Kitty is actually a kind of sandwich, with… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
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