A person who is nice to you but is not nice to the waiter is not a nice person. — Aly Johnson Copy Share Image
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school. — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter. — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour. — Nigella Lawson Copy Share Image
I slummed it for years when I was a waiter or delivering Domino's Pizzas. — Naughty Boy Copy Share Image
I worked at Starbucks, I was a waiter, a bartender and a valet, sometimes working 2 to 3 jobs at a time… — Andrea Hall Copy Share Image
There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I couldn't have been a waiter at Balthazar. You have to be really professional, know all the wines. I could barely say… — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
My manager has season tix to the Dodgers, four seats to 40 games, and they're right behind the plate, I mean, they're… — Nate Corddry Copy Share Image
...the waiters carried themselves with a quiet joy, as if their entire mission in life was to make their customers feel comfortable… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel. — Andre Soltner Copy Share Image
I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Eight years ago, I was a waiter, and I didn't have a pot to piss in. And now...? It's like I said… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
It was a pleasant cafe, warm and clean and friendly, and I hung up my old water-proof on the coat rack to… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced... It’s one thing for me… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The actors I was most impressed with and who were influencing my taste were all movie actors, so I always wanted to… — Gary Sinise Copy Share Image
Software substitution, whether it's for drivers or waiters or nurses ... it's progressing. ... Technology over time will reduce demand for jobs,… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
The way we treat people we think can't help or hurt us - like housekeepers, waiters, and secretaries - tells more about… — Michael Josephson Copy Share Image
I have been in countries where I don't know a word of the language. I tried to practice my French as much… — Kevin Kline Copy Share Image
“And then there is the waiter. Not pathetic-decidedly not comic. Never making one of those perfectly insignificant remarks which amaze you so… — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
Everything is on such a clear financial basis in France. It is the simplest country to live in. No one makes things… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I'm a kid from Minnesota. I like seeing movie stars! So I'm there at The ivy, I've got my shrimp, Eddie Murphy… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Feeling prosperous means paying your utility bills on time and with a smile on your face. Prosperity means not only giving to… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
I have a terrible weakness for collecting snatches of other people's conversations, and occasionally I'm rewarded with unusual fragments of knowledge. My… — Peter Mayle Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what it is exactly, being a server. It’s a job, certainly, but not exclusively. There’s a transparency to it,… — Stephanie Danler Copy Share Image
Meanwhile it's got stormy, the tattered fog even thicker, chasing across my path. Three people are sitting in a glassy tourist cafe… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
“The world can be divided between people who can get a waiter’s attention and those who can’t.” — Jonathan Carroll Copy Share Image
If a guy treats me respectfully and the waiter demeaningly, I'm turned off. — Moran Atias Copy Share Image
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally. — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
Talk is a pure art. Its only limits are the patience of listeners who, when they get tired, can always pay for… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
