If every lover was treated like they matter everyday; Valentine's Day wouldn't be so special. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is somewhat weird it makes me happy,and for the next day,it make me cry — Cath Chatto Copy Share Image
I can already smell all the roses I'm not going to receive on Valentine's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rest assured that however crappy your Valentine's Day is, Instagram can make it look romantic... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most… — Jerry Weller Copy Share Image
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to… — Savannah Smith Copy Share Image
I don't really care too much about Valentine's Day... I've never had a valentine or anything. I've always just spent it with… — Emma Roberts Copy Share Image
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Dear single people, don't be sad if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day. Many people don't have cancer on world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Every year of my life, my dad has sent me a Valentine's Day gift. Whether I was in the same house or… — Sevyn Streeter Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Even without Valentine's Day, you're my valentine. I don't need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re going to make me dance to this, aren’t you?” he asked. “It’s Valentine’s Day, Finch. Pretend I’m a boy.” He laughed,… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
This Valentine's Day I wanted to do something special. Instead of giving you the usual, I wanted to give you something that… — Jeron Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is one of those tricky celebrations where you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. If you love… — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
Every Valentine's Day, I pretend I don't care. Like many of us, I say I don't want the flowers or chocolates or… — Elizabeth Flock Copy Share Image
It was V-day and I was stuck at home while the guy I was dating was at an Anti-Valentine's Day party. How… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
I dream of a world where awards will be given to the people for loving ,instead for those pouring their blood in… — Bibeka Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day. Let's spread our love bigger and sweeter than yesterday. — Reny Copy Share Image
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Idealizing the reality of past romances won't do you any favors as you face Valentine's Day alone. — Amy Morin Copy Share Image
“Valentine's Day. The most ridiculous Hallmark excuse for a holiday ever.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
This Valentine's Day, I want you to know exactly how I feel about you in someone else's words. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is coming! Dammit I forgot to find a boyfriend again!.. :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever you miss me, never you cry. For a drop of tear in your eyes, is a day less in my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't wait until valentine's Day to make your girlfriend, wife or booty call fat or fatter. — Realest Copy Share Image
“Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I have no use for Valentine's Day, with its limited menu and cramped seating. — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
“maybe the first man you spend Valentine’s Day with will be the man who stays.” — Twyla Turner Copy Share Image
