Happy Valentine's Day to your pants pocket since it calls me more than you do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is only three weeks away. So remember, it's not too late to break-up. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear! — Dinah-Jane Hansen Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer. — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
To me, Valentine's Day is not merely limited to a lover but speaks of universal love. — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
“Sure, okay, enjoy World Book Day but celebrating reading one day a year is like "getting some" only on Valentine's Day.” — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
Dear singles don't be sad if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.Many people don't have cancer on world's cancer day… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know if there are many misconceptions. One is that my birthday is on Valentine's Day. It's on 7 June. — Helen Baxendale Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a time a people expressed their love for one another, not only for couples but it can be a… — Chris Kings Copy Share Image
I love love. Every day of my life is Valentine's Day. When you're a pathological narcissist, you have to fall in love… — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine's Day date that will still result in us having sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single… — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
I believe you can make your better half feel special on any given day and turn it in Valentine's Day. — Rithvik Dhanjani Copy Share Image
February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I'm anti-Valentine's Day. I don't believe - and this goes for anybody - your man shouldn't love you for one day out… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“The door creaked and I lifted my eyes to see Gee stick her head back inside. “It’s cal ed Valentine’s Day, you… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The most popular Valentine's Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800's, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
As the most romantic day of the year approaches, and as a brand that is uniquely male, we wanted to find out… — Christopher Parsons Copy Share Image
“She opened the fridge and took out butter and eggs and left them on the worktop. She filled the cups of four… — Roisin Meaney Copy Share Image
Have I told u before how lucky I have been to share my life with u ..? There is no gift in… — Sanjida Hasan Copy Share Image
“As a child Valentine’s Day was fun. You got to design your own little heart-laden box to accept all your classmate’s Valentine’s.… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
“[Anna] In February, I woke up from a nap. A bouquet of flowers gathered from the various bushes and shrubs scattered around… — Tracey Garvis-Graves Copy Share Image
“As a teenager Valentine’s Day was a stressful time. Either I didn’t have a “girlfriend” and was forced to endure a day… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
Have I told u before how lucky I have been to share my life with u ..? There is no gift in… — Sanjida Hasan Copy Share Image
Let's get this fucking party started We're back again With more drama through your stereo It's Snow White's Poison Bite LET'S GO!… — Snow Whites Posions Bite Copy Share Image
“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a day where guys separate their Hoes from their Ladies. — Antoinette Byers Copy Share Image
May your Valentine's Day be full of all the sinful things people are giving up for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day isn't always as much fun as many of us would like. — Helen Baxendale Copy Share Image
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![“[Anna] In February, I woke up from a nap. A bouquet of flowers gathered from the various bushes and shrubs scattered around the island lay on the blanket beside me, a small length of rope wound around their stems. I found T.J. down at the shore. “Someone’s been checking the calendar.” He grinned…” quote by Tracey Garvis-Graves](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/85a/tracey-garvis-graves-14585_quote_anna-in-february-i-woke-up-from-a-nap-a_1163757.jpg)
![“Let's get this fucking party started We're back again With more drama through your stereo It's Snow White's Poison Bite LET'S GO! DIE! Doom Doom Doomed On Valentine's Day She's just a girl and she's so strange February 14th's never the same [x2] So come on everybody Let's save this girl This is a…” quote by Snow Whites Posions Bite](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/ea7/snow-whites-posions-bite-18614_better-together_let-s-get-this-fucking-party-started-we_955625.jpg)
