Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“Fifteen percent of women send themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know if there are many misconceptions. One is that my birthday is on Valentine's Day. It's on 7 June. — Helen Baxendale Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a time a people expressed their love for one another, not only for couples but it can be a… — Chris Kings Copy Share Image
I love love. Every day of my life is Valentine's Day. When you're a pathological narcissist, you have to fall in love… — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most… — Jerry Weller Copy Share Image
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to… — Savannah Smith Copy Share Image
Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine's Day date that will still result in us having sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single… — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like… — Carolyn Mackler Copy Share Image
Ladies if the only time your man buy gifts, plan trips, romances you, send flowers etc is on Valentine's day than your… — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“At times like these, size really does matter," I point out, at I extend my ginormous umbrella over her in a way… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
“In the eighteenth century, historians tell us, 'valentinage,' from which Valentine's Day was derived, allowed wives in northern France to make love,… — Pascal Bruckner Copy Share Image
Absolutely, there is a connection between food and love. I always say, when there's love in my heart or I'm feeling particularly… — Todd English Copy Share Image
When you wake up and see the whole creation is my valentine, the country is my valentine, the Divinity is my valentine,… — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar Copy Share Image
Although the traditional focus of Valentine's Day is on women and the gifts they desire, this survey found that not only do… — Christopher Parsons Copy Share Image
“The thing was, I forgot that Valentine's Day when you were single was completely different from when you were in a relationship.… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“Now as a slightly less young adult Valentine’s Day is an oasis of sorts. I’ve become one of those rotten lovers who… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
“My mother was born on Valentine’s Day and because of that, I have oddly always loved Valentine’s Day. I have friends who… — Ada Limon Copy Share Image
“EL Ideas- Chef Phillip Foss Valentine's Day Menu freeze pop- honeydew/truffle/bitters shake and fries- potato/vanilla/leek black cod- black rice/black garlic/black radish cauliflower-… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“February is pitiless, and it is boring. That parade of red numerals on its page adds up to zero: birthdays of politicians,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“We’re trying to figure women out,” he explained. “What, in your opinion, would be the best Valentine’s Day present ever?” “We’re easy… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
I thought valentine's day will certainly makes some difference, I must say shorten some differnces, but the things r as it is… — Vivek Bhandari Copy Share Image
I love you and I cannot hide it Have tried to keep my sanity but the more I try to resist,the more… — Emmanuel Tamatey Copy Share Image