On this Valentine's Day, I don't want a gift from you but a special kiss which will seal our future of being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
“I mean, there is a reason its initials are VD. I bet you more people contract syphilis on Valentine's Day than on… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
I'm a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have… — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
Valentine's day has been reduced to a marketing gimmick. Buying diamonds for your beloved has no appeal for me. — Shabana Azmi Copy Share Image
I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine's Day is, maybe it's a day to… — Elizabeth Meriwether Copy Share Image
My birthday is two days before Valentine's Day so it has always been about that rather than romance. — A. J. Odudu Copy Share Image
If u cant find d right words fr ur loved one fr a certain situation.., juz give dem a sweet HUG. Words… — I Love You Frndssssss Copy Share Image
People love in different ways. You may have a man who brings you flowers every Monday but doesn't give two hooty-hoots about… — Jada Pinkett Smith Copy Share Image
“Christ girl, Ι wasn't even going to bite you. Well, not the way you're thinking." "I'm flattered you want to fuck me… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Stop complaining about not having a date for valentine's day. think of all the people who don't have moms for mother's day… — Katrina Buiel Copy Share Image
Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
“If I could do all of that on February 14th, it would be a personal best for me. Something to share with… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
“Karm chhode ae pade. Ten karmo chhodi didha to tu padvano. Karma na fal chho de te chhade.Tame prem karo. Valentine's day… — Jay Vasavada Copy Share Image
Apollo has peeped through the shutter, And awaken'd the witty and fair; The boarding-school belle's in a flutter, The twopenny post's in… — Winthrop Mackworth Praed Copy Share Image
Wishing all my family and friends a rose scented, chocolate covered, heart shaped valentine's day <3 — Kylee Copy Share Image
This Valentine's Day, I don't want anything extravagant. Because an expensive gift doesn't compare with spending time together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“If at least most partners and spouses treated their partners and spouses like they matter, at least most of the time, Valentine’s… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Show your significant other,best friend, or family member how you feel by topping off their handmade Valentine's Day card with a meaningful… — Albertdavid Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to break your heart, but this day is all but a capitalist move! If you love someone, you should make… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's… — Russ Meneve Copy Share Image
I think men and women will both agree that one of the perks of being single on Valentine's Day is that you… — Sevyn Streeter Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that your Valentine's Day plans for me will be broadcast in real-time on at least three social media platforms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a Valentine's Day kind of girl, I love it. I like smiling and telling my neighbors happy Valentine's Day and the… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
“Piper, don't hate Valentine's day," he says. I sigh and look down at him. His eyes are still closed. "I'll be your… — Heather Hepler Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
That's one of those things about being a computer science major: Valentine's Day is just another day. — Jawed Karim Copy Share Image
I have many valentines. My mom and my sister and my directors. I got calls from all of them. And my friends.… — Michelle Trachtenberg Copy Share Image
It's not what you do for me on Valentine's Day that matters but the amount of jealousy it provokes in others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good morrow, 'tis Saint Valentine's Day, All in the morn betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your valentine. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I like doing something romantic with a girl on Valentine's Day, like making her dinner and keeping it simple. The more quality… — Spencer Boldman Copy Share Image
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I… — Tracy Smith Copy Share Image
“Today's Valentine's Day. There's a whole day devoted solely to love. Does that make any sense? Nah. Love makes us all crazy.… — Lisa Greenwald Copy Share Image
